Sniffing Niggers

What a white male does to a black male in reference to oral sex.

I like sniffing niggers

by the big 69 lord March 17, 2020

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

browser sniffing

To detect the name/version of the web browser that has loaded an HTML page. Most often accomplished with Javascript or VBScript.

<script language=Javascript>
if(app.Name == 'Netscape')
{Alert('Using Netscape')}

by Steven Killick June 21, 2004

cake sniffing

The way to determine the life expectancy of a used urinal cake

"Hey, wanna go cake sniffing and let me know how long till they are spent"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Spliffing

A mixture between spiffing and spliff.
Something that gives the same effect of having smoked a spliff. Also referring to a person who is smoking a spliff, they are said to be spliffing (smoking a spliff).

Where's John?
Oh, he's spliffing in the alley.

Woah, that rollercoaster was spliffing!

by MissTerious September 28, 2009

bum sniffing hog

when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.

You need to get off my ass ya bum sniffing hog and get a job

by Mitzie January 15, 2006