Two Sox: Common Sox Fan/1st floor appartment dweller, who has a penchant for unhealthy} living and is in possession of/known to wear two socks that are not of equal elasticity and act independently of each other under the force of gravity i.e. one sock is a slacker and falls down quickly.
look at "two sox" going to have a smoke..
His mom must not have laid his clothes out today because he's got "two sox"
His mom must not have laid his clothes out today because he's got "two sox"
by PB13 October 20, 2007
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by mike December 7, 2004
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1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.
2) Usually confused with moron.
3) Talks with annoying gay accent.
4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.
2) Usually confused with moron.
3) Talks with annoying gay accent.
4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.
e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan
"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"
synonyms with gay faggot sucks
"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"
synonyms with gay faggot sucks
by JOAShbacon July 22, 2012
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by idk who August 13, 2006
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keep quite when they lose and become arrogant jackasses when they win.
even though the yankees have been 26-1 against the yankees in world seires wins in the past 86-ish years they don't realize it.
even though the yankees have been 26-1 against the yankees in world seires wins in the past 86-ish years they don't realize it.
by mAGIK bUS March 12, 2005
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Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Red Sox Logic
"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
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