Sour prick

A male/female who is a very sour individual. They will most likely sucker punch you or hit you as soon as you turn your back. They most likely make a face where they look like they're eating a lemon.

Matt: I'm gonna punch that guy as soon as he turns around

Sam: Dude don't be such a sour prick

by The Ballsack Tyrant November 10, 2010

Sour blow

When you suck on both a warhead and a dick at the same time

Dude Samantha gave me a sour blow last night

by LaneJ October 20, 2016

sour abe

one lowly penny. the sorriest piece of currency available in the United States.

jam sour abes in that parking meter until it says FAIL and you can leave your Camry here all day!

by jsh December 29, 2005

Sour Melted Brownie

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009

sour towel

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

by YAWA June 9, 2019

Sour D

Short for Sour Diesel. A hybrid cannabis cultivated for its smell, which smells similar to diesel fuel. Very potent, not for kiddies.

"...They don't know bout that Sour D" - Bun B

"Bro, I got some killer sour d!"

"Pass the sour d."

by The Original Grizzy January 17, 2006

Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009