slippery snakes

Basically a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nobody ever notices the snake in the water until it's too late unless you are really looking for it or its too late. Slippery snakes are usually the sweetest kindest people who are usually doing too much. They do this to earn ur trust and sink their teeth into your life so that they can slyly manipulate you. It is difficult to identify this person until they ruin your life but nobody will ever believe you until it happens to them.

K is such a slippery snake. She found me somewhere to live and was nothing but nice to me, but then she suddenly went behind my back and put my job in jeopardy for no reason. You have got to be careful with slippery snakes.

by mzparadise October 21, 2014

ninjas slipper

the shape of a womens genitalia when protruding through her jeans or shorts. thus resembling the shape of a ninjas slipper.

ninjas slipper

by nortybollox October 24, 2009

mexican slipper

The act of covering ones feet in chilli beef and cilantro then inserting said feet into the rectle cavity of 2 cheap hookers paid for with stolen hotel robes, bedding and apparel.

Did you see Diana last night? She couldn't walk right for a week after that Mexican Slipper.

by xStalkerIIIx March 7, 2018

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

Ricardian slip

The act where an individual, who has planned for months to go to a festival in a foreign country, gets tipsy in the airport and gets kicked off the plane right before takeoff for being too drunk according to the flight crew, and therefore doesn't make it to the aforementioned event.

Did you hear Johnny missed the festival last week due to a ricardian slip?

by wickedwoollywilly May 26, 2020

slippery volcano

the term 'slippery volcano' is used to describe a coital act taking place during menses.

"let's do the slippery volcano. don't worry about the mess, that's what towels were invented for."

by like you want November 8, 2009

Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020