Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Snow day

When a guy cums and its a literal shit ton. Like, seriously.

Yeah, my boyfriend got a snow day last night.

by RandomFuFu May 7, 2018

Snow Day

For working adults, the practice of using PTO or sick time to be absent (or play "Hooky") from work for the sole purpose of attending a coordinated get-together with friends. Get-togethers can be described as having 2 or more individuals meet at a location of choice. Most likely involves day drinking (Day Load).

A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area, namely the Southwest Philadelphia neighborhoods of The Meadows, Eastwick, and Penrose.

"Hey Frank, are we taking a Snow Day for the insert Philadelphia Sports Team name playoff game?"

"I really need a Snow Day, wanna met up next Wednesday for a Dayload?

by MoonBlunts January 29, 2022