Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009

snitchez

someone who snitces o someone else. mike is a snitch. goes with the saying snitchez only live one day. stop snitchen stop lying. or you have the right to remain silent. dont be snitchen motha fucka. if ur a snitch u should die. dont disobey the code of the streets.

mike snitched on sag
mike snitched on dnat.
dont be snitch.
jamie is a snitch
stop bein snitchez

by dnat April 28, 2006

switched

To switch from a calm state to a raging state.

True Account:
Jason Ranjitkumar switched on Craig and threw him accross the air.

CRAIG GOT MERKED.

by hairymanharry September 13, 2009

Skitched

To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.

I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.

by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

Snatched

When something is so amazing your wig is found in South Korea.

"Did you see that performance of BTS last night?"
"Yeah, it had me snatched."

by BtsFanatics October 10, 2018

Snitches are a dying breed

Phrase most often seen in biker subculture that implies that people who inform to the police deserve to be killed.

That guy wearing a snitches are a dying breed t-shirt is a member of the Outlaws M.C.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010