snarf

Making fun of Spencer ludin and to lose your virginity

Spencer's never snarfed hahah

snarf by devin bon patel December 31, 2008

snarf

The frothy saliva that comes from a dog's mouth. It usually can be transferred to other objects such as upholstered items that you want to keep clean.(We had four kids and several dogs including one that chewed up bricks. My kids made up the word snarf and everyone understood the meaning)

After chewing on a piece of a brick all day, the dog came into the house and snarfed the sofa.

There is dog snarf all over the patio.

snarf by Grandma G August 19, 2007

Snarf

An advanced act of sexual prowess, where by a male receiving head, upon ejaculation tells a joke so moving that the felattio giver ejects the semen through the nostrils due to uncontrollable laughter.

1.Hey man, I totally got Becky to snarf last night by telling her a knock knock joke.



2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!

Snarf by Jack Conrad-Davies March 4, 2009

snarf

A homemade scarf, such that when children go to school they can tell their class what they are wearing is called a 'snarf' and the teacher will call their parents in for interviews to discuss speech therapy until the parents begin referring to homemade scarves as 'snarfs' also.

Check it out! My grandma knitted me a new snarf!

snarf by Swarley December 9, 2008

Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.

"I'm perfect"

"snarf"

Snarf by PurplePain December 28, 2004

Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

Snarf by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007

Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

Snarf by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009