Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

Smurf Smuggling by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

smurf butt 

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

smurf butt by havalaf October 9, 2009

the smurf from golden axe 

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".

Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

the smurf from golden axe by phlegmat May 28, 2005

Navy Smurf 

What sailors call the Sweat jacket and pants that you get the first 2 weeks at bootcamp. They usually wear them until your first NWU.

sailor - "I fucking love the navy smurf Jackets!!

Navy Smurf by SirDerpFace June 19, 2015

Smurf Basket 

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.

Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.

Smurf Basket by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010

Crippled Smurf 

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017