A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.
For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.
For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.
Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!
Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!
Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!
Larry: Oh yeah...
Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!
Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!
Larry: Oh yeah...
by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004
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Bob: Dude that's my sister!
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-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.
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Get the Slurpie mug.When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
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Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
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