by slimyslut April 15, 2020
A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade
Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”
by isaachatestonyramsay December 14, 2019
A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.
by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009
by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009
"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"
by port o' lovin May 28, 2009
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 01, 2009
A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.
Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!
That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!
That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!
by armxxx3 July 15, 2010
A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.
by Sanjorge8 January 06, 2019
by flfddkl February 01, 2018