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slim slimy

The best rapper in the world. Makes the best rap. Also is funny to say.
Did you hear slim slimys new rap? Its the best!
by Foreverstars419 September 12, 2022
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golden slimy

When a man pees in/on the nut that he just put inside/on you. This can be done orally, anally, vaginally, or as a facial topping.
Jeff: Bro, Jessica wanted me to give her the ol' golden slimy yesterday.
Bob: Bro wtf. Did you do it?
Jeff: Is pee stored in the balls?
Bob: ...
by CrypDickZero October 29, 2021
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Slimy Salvadore

A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.

by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009
"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"
by port o' lovin May 27, 2009
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Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
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The Tilted Slimy

A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.
Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!

That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!
by armxxx3 July 15, 2010
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slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.
damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.
by target reject December 6, 2010
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slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person
Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.
by Chaseface April 23, 2005
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