Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.

1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.

by DelCast January 31, 2007

jay simmons

A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!

Jay Simmons likes blow jobs.

by shittytittymo December 17, 2017

Maddie Simmons

Maddie is a beautiful girl with a great personality. She is socially awkward, and has alot of problems that people don't know about. Everyone except her can see how goregous and funny and stunning she is, except her. She has trust issues but is a great person if you get to know her. She is a good girl with many struggles.

"Wow, look at how stunning that girl is." "That's Maddie Simmons."

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Ben simmons

(v .)Passing a wide open layup

I ben simmons'd a fucking layup

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

gene simmons

arguably the worlds biggest sellout/whore/asshole.

people really need to stop watching shows with gene simmons in them

by dsfasfadsf August 27, 2006

Richard simmons

the action of putting mentos and diet coke in either your ass or another person's ass

i'll richard simmons ur ass

by halfbreed105 April 27, 2010