The release of solid waste from the human body by way of the anal cavity. Usually at an unusually rapid rate, resulting in a thunderous release of sound and shit. Often results in a "painting of the bowl," which is a much admired art.
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by .Lazarus January 2, 2020
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Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.
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1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.
2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.
2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.
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