when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.
by mc rb March 23, 2007
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I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!
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"I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!"
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