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Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
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AAA cup size

the smallest of all bra sizes used 4 pre-teen girls and those unlucky laidies (like myself) cursed with the flat chest of a man
me :( with my small AAA cup size breasts
by vanessa anne rules pop December 30, 2008
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Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
by Taykit June 21, 2019
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size up

to estimate or assess someone or something
He did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end.
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One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
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Keyboard Seizure

When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.
OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.
by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014
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