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Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect
What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”
by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023
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Kentucky Seesaw

A male participant wears a strap-on in reverse, and while performing intercourse with a willing female, simultaneously reverse fucks a second female by thrusting forward and backwards to pleasure both chicks. This technique can be modified by randomly turning 180° as to not give fake cock to just one.
Damn, last night was wild! Alicia and Allison were totally down for a three way with me! I threw on the rubber fucking rig and ran the old Kentucky Seesaw on them both til the were weak in the knees! Whew, what a night!
by The Seesaw Master May 15, 2025
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Siamese SeeSaw

When a girl lays down on a gym bench

1 guy sticks it in her ass and the other sticks it in her mouth and they jump up and down creating a seesaw effect
"yoo bro tryna hit a Siamese seesaw on this girl"
"Yea lemme get the front tho"
by Fezzzmannnn December 3, 2025
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Sniffing The SeeSaw

The act of 5x opening off 23 bigs from UTG with 64o
There goes ubetin sniffing the seesaw again. Got him to fold. What a faggot.
by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021
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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."
OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.
by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025
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See Saw

Wow. I can’t believe he used a See Saw to kill her.
by L0s3r July 2, 2021
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