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Scooby Doo Soccer

One of the best ways to distract yourself from intense learning and deep focus whilst provoking deep thought; Scooby Doo Soccer is a metaphorical symbol that invokes distrust from the teacher to the student.
a.
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*

Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?

b.

Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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The scooby doo

When you are shagging in the scooby position but you accidentally jinkies inside her mystery van, and react by shouting Ruh Roh!!!
I Fucked up Man! I did the scooby doo last night and now Im gunna be a daddy!
by Quickstick22 June 9, 2018
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It Scooby doo be like that sometimes

When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.
P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.
by Gian69420 January 23, 2022
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Scoobydigger

A person to use another person just for their weed.
Man that girl is such a scoobydigger
by Kaylacrump April 9, 2017
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scooby doo

A show in which the main characters are supposed to personify one or more symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse, or so I hear.
Fred - Bravery, bad fashion

You can't kick me off the land! You can't OWN property! I don't care about the police!

Daphne - Stupidity

I turned in a history paper I did after I smoked pot. Apparently George Washington did not kill Lee Harvey Oswald at Kent State.

Thelma - <Fake> Cleverness

No dude trust me it is the best idea ever. I know this'll work.

Shaggy - Paranoia, being a hippie

THE MAN IS COMING TO GET ME.

Scooby - Hunger, slurred speech, seeing dogs talk, having the middle name dooby, turning into a dog

I got 70 percent pure THC from Amsterdam in a gel and drank i tall. All I ate was dog food for three days after.
by 6:47 AM July 18, 2008
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scooby-doo's

drop dem scoobys off yo ass fo' i blast u motha fucka!
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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