A Saldaña is usually a generally a very kind and honest person.They usally dont care what people think of them and will fo anything to protect the people they love.
by S•u•b_t•o_P•e•w•d•i•e•p•i•e March 3, 2019
Get the Saldaña mug.When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....
Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
by Tact123 March 4, 2010
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"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"
"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"
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plural scaldies
a person who is similar to a chav
the irish equivalent of a chav
they knacker drink;smoke spliffs; drive muppet mobiles with blacked out windows,go faster strips and blue lighting;rob cars out of "boredom";have a few kids whilst still in secondary school
the male's day attire is the tracksuit bottoms tucked into sport sock with bright white runner look.accompanied by styled highlighted/lowlighted hair do' and thick chain around neck&wrist look.they walk with a hunched swagger with "10 to 2" feet (think of a clock).
the female's day attire is the poker straight hair in a pony tail which almost sticks straight up into the air,full hooker make up, pj bottoms (or maybe even full pj outfit!!),fur hooded jacket, caterpillar boots.
plural scaldies
a person who is similar to a chav
the irish equivalent of a chav
they knacker drink;smoke spliffs; drive muppet mobiles with blacked out windows,go faster strips and blue lighting;rob cars out of "boredom";have a few kids whilst still in secondary school
the male's day attire is the tracksuit bottoms tucked into sport sock with bright white runner look.accompanied by styled highlighted/lowlighted hair do' and thick chain around neck&wrist look.they walk with a hunched swagger with "10 to 2" feet (think of a clock).
the female's day attire is the poker straight hair in a pony tail which almost sticks straight up into the air,full hooker make up, pj bottoms (or maybe even full pj outfit!!),fur hooded jacket, caterpillar boots.
"I'm sick of the scaldy gangs in this area. ye can't go anywhere without there being a pack of scaldies sitting around smoking,drinking, making noise and causing trouble"
by pesso December 7, 2006
Get the scaldy mug.When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
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