sasquatch

a hairy kid who has not even gone through puberty, and my sometimes be a girl

meagan was such a sasquatch in fourth grade

that fourth grader has hairy arms

those arms are hairier than mine

by bradey, thats right garret March 3, 2009

sasquatch

A term used to refer to a person of large stature, extremely large hands and feet, and an excessive amount of hair.

Christine is a sasquatch!

by micibus maximus May 21, 2010

Sasquatch

A female that hits on another girl's man

"That sasquatch better check herself before I beat her ass"

"She hit on my man; she's such a fucking sasquatch"

by Conservative Dancer September 24, 2011

Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision

She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!

by Dan XL July 18, 2012

Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.

That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.

by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013

Sasquatch

A very hairy vagina! Its so hairy that Dora the explore cant even explore it!! A dick gets strangled and cut off by the long and strong hairs.

Noooooo don't Sasquatch me!!!!

by Sasquatch!! February 17, 2015