runtley

An erection that is so intense that it starts to pull the skin back on your face.

The lapdance gave me a runtley.

by Sammysan August 22, 2006

Rutledged

To pretend your absolutely wasted, more than any one else, and attract as much attention to yourself even if you have only had a couple of beers.

Ah man, last night he was rutledged.

by Graham1993 November 18, 2009

Rustled

A word used for when someone reacts angrily to a previous statement or action.

Wow, Stevie & Jord have Joe rustled

by rustleking December 21, 2015

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Jimmy rustling

A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.

"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."

by DylanGification August 29, 2011

rustled

When someone bites after being baited.

Wow Joe's rustled

by rustleking December 21, 2015

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009