Russell

He's the wierdest person ever and will always be single
Russell/ Randal
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Russelling

Russelling is to be dating or going for girls 10 or plus years younger than you.

A slightly older more advanced version of cradle snatching usually associated with older guys in their late 20's and teenage girls.
"Have you seen Richard lately?"

"Yeah, heard he's Russelling that girl from Med High."
by 192. April 14, 2014
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A dumb lil shit who likes to suck off guys. He is a verb. He will make random loud sexual noises that makes people think he is a gay fag and is retarded.
Your such a Russell.

If you do a Russell again you will get expelled.
by Do It Sit On My Face September 20, 2019
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A man, usually cocky that thinks he brings bad bitches but usually is alone with only his right hand. People may sometimes assume he has a large cock but are sadden when they find out it is only comparable to a nipple dick. a.k.a straight bitch.
Girl one- Oh my gosh isn't that a Russell over there?

Girl two- Yea it is. OMG! Bree told me that his dick is like this. " holds up small tootsie rool."
by tsameah November 01, 2012
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Russelling is the act of a guy moving in on a girl who his (supposed) mate has been trying to chat up. The "Russelling Potency Level" increases in correlation to; the effort put in by the first guy; the connection to the activities involved in the first effort and the the knowledge of these efforts by the second guy; how well the two guys know each other; and, how hot she is.

Not to be confused with rustling, which is usually used in reference to stealing horses, though it may be applicable if both guys are drunk and she fits the definition.
Come to the party, but no russelling!
He was just russelled!
by Oishyasan September 16, 2015
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The stupidest person ever.Everybody hates him.Never good with the ladies.Just plain aweful.
by SanstheSkeleton(Grillby's) February 24, 2017
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adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.

v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.

Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
by nuckckckckckckckck July 23, 2010
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