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Rural Dictionary

The secret Amish equivariant to Urban Dictionary not found on this internet, but rather another internet powered not by electricity but by prayer. This website includes Amish slang and translations, mainly for English speaking users interested in becoming one of the few outsiders to join, but seeing as the site can only be accessed via advanced devices hidden in some Amish settlements only a few have found it helpful.
"I can speak fluent Pennsylvania Dutch and can become Amish!" -A satisfied user of Rural Dictionary
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Rural

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Rural Dictionary

I am posting a new definition on Rural Dictionary.
Don’t you mean Urban Dictionary?
No.
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Rural MomCom

Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.
I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.
by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018
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Rural Dictionary

kinda the opposite of the website you're on right now.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Rural Dictionary

Are you trying to find the opposed urban dictionary?
There it is...
Rural dictionary is the word that can be used for Farming, Breeding, Milking, And Plant all you need in the ground.
Just remember to pay for the price.
Person 1 : "Uhhh...... this Rural Dictionary is not good it doesn't explained much"
Person 2 : "no shit sherlock"
by Desperatedperson January 15, 2024
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Sub-Rural

Suburban/Rural hybrid towns that boomed in the 21st Century but are never depicted in media. Sometimes referred to as the Exurbs. Movies pretend these places don’t exist because filming here would depress the director.
A type of town that looks rural from a plane but looks suburban-inspired up close, like a suburb that gave up half-way.

The final boss of car-dependent city planning.

Nothing is walkable or connected. Everything is near everything, yet unreachable without a car.

Too many fields, overgrown ditches, empty lots, & dying buildings to be suburban — but too many gas stations, big intersections, chain stores, & commercial strips to be rural.

The Final Boss of car-dependent sprawl where you get the traffic of a major city without the jobs, walkability, basic amenities, nightlife, or human interaction. You have plenty of neighbors but you'll never meet them.

A great place to live if you hate people & love driving in heavy traffic. A worse place to live than Norilsk if you wish to date or have a social life.
Dude I live in Sub-Rural Texas, we don't have nightlife here.

In the wake of urban decay, many well-off city folks are headed out to new sub-rural developments.

The movies still think we all live in Time Square, most of us live in Sub-Rural sprawl these days. Imagine if they actually filmed their movies in a Sub-Rural town.

In my Sub-Rural town, everything you want to buy is a drive to another town. All we have here is gasoline, soda, & tire shops.
by Evan Joestar November 13, 2025
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