Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street

Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'

by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009

rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.

Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack

by Neuhiem June 2, 2016

rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway

down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway

by tycoonfan November 29, 2024

the rural

PEI's best high school, no debate. We have legendary rugby teams, insane prom parties, Tim's right around the corner, decent electives, chill gym teachers, and all our parents went there too. We're willing to deal with the crappy parking because we can turn up to UPEI in red and white to watch TOSH lose the basketball game.

Blue does it better? Nah everyone knows Rural's where it's at

There's so many grade 10s at the Rural I can't even walk

Did ya hear Rural won another provincial banner

by Tim's fan June 25, 2019

Rural Beat

Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians

Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking

by pitou January 19, 2008

Rural Trash

A person who lives rurally in Australia (in a place like Cessnock, Longreach, Mildura, Broome etc) and performs hillbilly actions like excessive alcohol consumption, constant yelling, sexual attraction toward family members, wears singlet, boardies and thongs(even though there is no beach close).

Ben: hey look at him he is downing those beers quickly. Geoff: And he is wearing that filthy white singlet, boardies and those Australia thongs. Ben: He is Rural Trash

by flabadabbajabbanoonga December 2, 2013

washburn rural middle school

A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.

1. I go to washburn rural middle school and it's pretty good.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 14, 2019