Ruben

Ruben is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, hottest and cuttest boy you will ever meet. He is a genuinely good person and his humor is world class, you have no other choice than to love him. He is caring and so sweet and you know he will always care about you. We all need a Ruben in our life.

i love Ruben

Ruben by Dis mami November 23, 2021

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Ruben

Ruben is a gorgeous man who was sculpted by the gods! He is a man like no other. He is kind, caring, intelligent and has a heart of gold. Ruben is a very loyal and amazing friend who will always be there for you regardless of the situation. He is a person who knows you better than you know yourself. Ruben is very good with his hands and can fix anything and everything, especially broken hearts. Ruben is a very determined person and believes in love at first site. If he loves a girl, it doesn’t matter how long it takes her to love him back because he will forever be in love with her. If you ever find a Ruben, hold onto him because he will bring so much love and joy into your life!!

We Love Ruben!

Ruben by Meggiebeggie November 23, 2021

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Ruben

Ruben is a gorgeous man who was sculpted by the gods! He is a man like no other. He is kind, caring, intelligent and has a heart of gold. Ruben is a very loyal and amazing friend who will always be there for you regardless of the situation. He is a person who knows you better than you know yourself. Ruben is very good with his hands and can fix anything and everything, especially broken hearts. Ruben is a very determined person and believes in love at first site. If he loves a girl, it doesn’t matter how long it takes her to love him back because he will forever be in love with her. If you ever find a Ruben, hold onto him because he will bring so much love and joy into your life!!

We Love Ruben!

Ruben by Meggiebeggie November 23, 2021

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Ruben

Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.

Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!

Ruben by António Mendes December 22, 2021

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Ruben

A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.

Can you believe that Ruben thinks he can heal a broken leg by doing leg lifts?

Ruben by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023

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ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.

Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends

ruben by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023

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