Rub the Hay

(aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction.

Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.

by deryl streep January 8, 2013

Louisiana Rub

The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.

Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!

by Shobhit August 21, 2013

En Rub

The Chinese/ English way to say "In love"

Honey, I so en rub with a you!

Baby, en rubing you more en more eeach eday

by cheeseman 2010 October 4, 2016

Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

by The wordmaker June 14, 2014

chub rub

the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.

chub rub from long walks or physical activity

by jackmc3913 November 22, 2009

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010

Back rub

A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.

You were suppose to be a back rub

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe May 14, 2018