JK Rowling

Literary Genius- Author of the awesome Harry Potter series

A very pretty woman as well.

Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?

John: definitely! what time do you want to go

Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2

by tom38 November 25, 2009

J.K. Rowling

A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.

I love Jo Rowling and her books.

by Christine December 30, 2004

J.K. Rowling

A very talented woman. Her life is an insiprational rags to riches story. She wrote "Harry Potter and the Philosipher's Stone," or "Sorcerer's Stone" in America, and it was an immediate success. She has got on to write five more since then, and plans to finish up with the seventh her in the next few years. Her books are quite spectacular, with content for all ages. Yet it is written simply, so that children can enjoy them. What is truly amazing is that she had planned the story through book seven before she even started book 1.

J.K. Rowling has given me a truly wonderful gift, one to which I am eternally grateful.

by RPJD December 28, 2005

Jk Rowling

Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay

Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay

Frank: Why

Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts

Frank:HaHaHa

by Cumnygget June 19, 2019

J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and the first author to ever become a billionaire. Money earned from the popularity of her books and the movies released based on the books.

"J.K. Rowling has made a lot of money off of those Harry Potter books."

by JoeSN August 31, 2008

J.K. Rowling

A full grown woman who has the imagination of a fifth grader and fantasies about have magical powers and a flying dragon. Also known as the bitch who wrote a book where the most interesting conflict was a scar hurting.

Sir Reginald Cumberbottom the 3rd: What are you doing.

J.K. Rowling: Im pretending to be a wizard!

Cumberbottom: 0_o

Rowling: I've got to get in the mindset to write my book.

Cumberbottom: Did you take your special medicine?

by idontwant A. Pseudonym June 23, 2011

Coby Rowland

A Coby Rowland is the most kind, caring, loving, and lovely thing set on Earth. Something so great that it makes you feel like hugging something and saying hello to the angels. The seas are upset with the skies whenever something as great as a Coby Rowland is no more. It is said that this is how cataclysmic hurricanes are given birth to. (She's also easy on the eyes to top it off.)

Man#1: "Hey, did you hear about that hurricane that wiped out South America?"
Man#2: "Yeah, they say it was because a Coby Rowland just left this world..."

by Giant Gelato April 11, 2009