hotpocket

A pocket of the hot variety.
A pocket that is hot.

Gosh, Batman, that is one hotpocket you got there.

by TheAllKnowing100 October 21, 2022

cheesy hotpocket

when you eat a girl out with a yeast infection

ew he just at a cheesy hotpocket

by thomas646351718829293 September 21, 2016

Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.

Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket

by paulykush July 26, 2018

lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019

Burnt hotpocket

the action of shitting in someone else's asshole and lighting the shit on fire

"bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 10, 2021

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023