roadie

Getting a blowjob while driving

I got roadie on the way home from a party last night

by Justin June 1, 2004

roadie finger

When your finger tip is covered in resin from smoking while driving

I got hella roadie finger

by Roadie kids August 27, 2016

roadside eggs

leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.

Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.

by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017

roadside slushie

When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.

The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie

by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021

Roadside Stare

When someone unfamiliar with cars has theirs break down on the side of the road. The individual then pops the hood only to stare at the motor since they are unsure of the problem

"Yeah I saw Bobby doing giving the Roadside Stare to his 2001 Camry after breaking down on I-95"

by swausyjabroni January 3, 2022

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023

geo-roadie

(Ge-o-Roadie) Adj:Extreme version of grodie..

Dude your dog took a dump on my pillow!! Geo-Roadie!

by Got_film November 13, 2005