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satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
by asshole 74 April 14, 2011
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Ritalin

A controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with ADD/ADHD and some people in Adulthood. Some may call it "synthetic speed".
I was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, I ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.
by FDC88 February 24, 2015
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ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.
1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
by Alpino August 5, 2012
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we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.
Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
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Ross Ritalin

A boy with accounts on myspace and bebo, from Scotland in the UK who is well known on both social networking sites for wearing exessive amounts of fake tan, more makeup than a girl, white nail extensions, and horrendously tiny outfits. Like a female stripper would. He prides himself on being cheap and tacky. And does ganguro makeup.
He's appearing on the bbc3 show ''Snog Marry Avoid" on April the 13th. He used to look really cool with his pale skin and peircings but now he just looks like shit. He's in numerous myspace perfection groups like VIP, PD and AS. Why? I don't know.
Omg Girlfriend don't go out wearing shorts like that! your hotpants are smaller than RossRitalins!

My tangerine looks simelar to Ross Ritalin
by IndieCindy13 March 19, 2009
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ripull

the shittiest game made by a shitty developer played by chronically online dipshits
caitlin is a desperate bitch just like almost all of the “people” who play ripull
by pseudoughnym June 2, 2022
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