Ripped Ballsack

Having a tear or tears in the skin of the scrotum. Usually caused by slipping and falling on a sharp object eg. an upright knife.

Dom: Hey did you here about that Rob dude?

Josh: oh, wasnt he the one which...

Both: RIPPED HIS BALLSACK>

RIPPED BALLSACK

RIPPED BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSACK

by dc9500 April 23, 2010

Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

by Mike Pell November 9, 2005

Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.

Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

ripped jeans

Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.

Real Ripped Jeans:
Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working.

Fake:
Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.

by Me47 May 9, 2011

Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being

Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"

by MatParker March 30, 2011

Ripped Stem to Stern

A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.

Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Twat-ripple

When you're having sex doggy style, and you look down and watch her behind to see yourself going in and out of her and on the outstroke the skin clings to your penis a little bit and the thin layer of her vagina wall pulls out like it's going to turn inside out, but only a tiny little bit like a couple of millimeters. It goes back in when you push back in. In, out, in, out. That is a twat-ripple.

Man 1: Oh man I was fucking her doggy-style last night and it was so awesome!
Man 2: Sweet! Did you see her twat-ripple?
Man 1: Hell yeah!

by Cocillian Flash April 4, 2006