roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadsman

A man who drives for a living usually big rigs and other trucks. The roadsman sleeps at truck stops and eats beef jerky, potato chips, and drinks soda or coffee while on the road. Also the roadsman is know for wearing his novelty hats and having decals on the truck.

Robbie is a great roadsman!

by Mr. Robotron June 27, 2017

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

Roadster life

The lifestyle of tuning one's Mazda Miata Roadster in the style seen in the JDM magazine Road&Ster and popularized on the English-language forum, ClubRoadster.net.

Look at the stance on Paul's car. Man, he's livin' the Roadster life.

by Bill Wilner September 23, 2008