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festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
by Bboxed September 2, 2014
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Soul read

Guessing something correctly about someone/something without having any evidence or indication to back it up.
Usually the guess is quite out there and/or has a high likely hood of failure.
"I bet that man over there had a dog named armino that he accidentaly killed with scissors, hr has never told anyone."
"No way that's true, let me ask. HEY Joe, did you have a dog named Armino that died of mysterious causes?"
"How did you know?!"
"i totally soul read that"
by CanMander November 23, 2017
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I-Ready

A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready
Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then
by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 25, 2021
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el readable

the most devious and androgenous fella out there, a vore enjoyer. as the name suggests, quite possibly the MOST readable human in history, or to be more specific, in the game Brawlhalla.
average person: el reabable is soooooo readable

el readable: grr woof woof pwease stop bweing mwean to meee
by Char Lee Sang April 28, 2022
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go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
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Reading

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh August 30, 2013
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read for filth

The act of criticizing, or being criticized to the fullest extent.
She got read for filth by the judges on the runway.
by the-dwarfer July 11, 2016
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