shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by djla March 18, 2011

Reiss

A gay boy, who likes to pleasure himself in multiple different ways. He likes penis in his ear, his nostrils and of course up his bottom. He is a kind soul who has a huge fringe and listens to slip knot. He also likes to have threesomes with one straight woman so he can penatrate a vagina once in a while. He is also good at oral sex and foreplay.

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by Shrek19299292 November 25, 2019

Reiss

Someone who crosses a border without paying the £1.90 fee, so he can buy potatoes.

I haven’t seen tha’ lad ever since he reiss’d

CODE REISS I REPEAT CODE REISS GRAB THE AK

The jammy bastard got away with ‘Reiss’ing past border patrol

by Gibso2022 December 2, 2019

remism (reh-mizm)

: When in a story or a fictional situation, a human is converted into an object.

: A human containing characteristics of inanimate objects

And they shrank into teapots!

The men suddenly turned into chess pieces...

Beauty in the Beast, people turning into objects; an example of remism (reh-mizm)

by Peachrx December 9, 2020