Regifted Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and acts like she swallowed his semen but keeps it in her cheek and goes to give him a kiss afterwards and spits it back into his mouth.

I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday so I thought I would give you a regifted surprise.

by Ooooopsy July 31, 2019

Register

Sign up.

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Registered casanova

The real nigga who gets the most bitches

Ayoo mandem is a real registered casanova

by The realest casanova December 21, 2021

Register Princess

A convenience store work who complains about work but never leaves the register

Worker 1: bro eryka has been talking mad shit about how you do nothing
Worker 2: on everything that bitch is a register princess

by Ch0ccyM1lk September 26, 2022

Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.

That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Register princess

Someone who works a fast food/food service job who is only useful when placed on the position of register. Register princesses cannot multi task or contribute to the team in any regard beyond dealing with basic transactions.

Damn, we were getting so slammed! I wanted Arik to help put food in the oven, but he’s such a register princess that I just did it myself.

by Xoivdela July 31, 2023

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023