rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.

I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!

by J. Reed March 4, 2005

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

Rectal Ramming

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.

Sue was rectal ramming until her anus spewed up gallons of blood.

by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010

Rectal Riot

An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.

Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.

by bordman24 September 12, 2010

Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Rectal Spasm

When ecto gunk explodes from the rear.

"Dayum, I was just chillin, mindin mah own business, when all of a sudden I had a rectal spasm! That shiz is messy!"

by Squaddeh June 21, 2012

Rectal Myopia

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012