Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

genitanal radiation

A warm to hot region left behind on a chair by someones ass or genitals when they get up.

When Sally got out of her chair, I sat in it. Her ass an pussy threw off so much genitanal radiation, you could fry an egg on the chair!

by Bahdog March 24, 2007

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

public relations

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert

public relations: eat lead!

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Cuban Radiation

Gamma Rays, emit off Cubans during the first 5 years of coming off of their raft during strenuous, aquatic travel. Studies have shown Cuban Radiation is the number one casual relation to Heart Cancer.

"Erod's mom is about to die, I heard it was from his own Cuban Radiation, poor thing."

by John Ganter January 27, 2009