The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.
Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.
by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 18, 2010
by biff malibu March 02, 2005
The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.
Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)
by The Flaps Fairy November 08, 2009
a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!
Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.
Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.
Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.
by offutt October 28, 2008
The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.
by Will, Chad January 26, 2003
You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.
by ULTRON 5 November 14, 2007
A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
by Deakirino February 10, 2020