rectum raider

a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!
Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.

Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.
by offutt October 28, 2008
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hummingbird sex

when a man constantly inserts his middle finger and removes it then puts in his penis and removes it, repeat this cycle and you got a hummingbird going after that sweet, wet juice.
"Oh baby what are you doing with your dick and your finger it feels so good."

"it's called hummingbird sex, bitch."
by offutt October 28, 2008
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