rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023

Rectable Community

Small bits; little dick & nuts; micro-man package

You, sir, are the landlord of a rectable community (translation: you small dick havin' mo fo.)

by sahmad July 9, 2006

Rectangular vagina

When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina.

Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)

"Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina."

by Marceeeeel August 17, 2011

Reldangle

N. one who shows the charactoristics of a skeet bitch who smells like a week old quarter pound of ass.

Man im so tired of that reldangle, and somebody get the lysol it smells in here.

by Daryl Nelson April 26, 2004

rectangulate

Describes a vague but much feared form of retaliation.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rectangulate you!"

by Miranda March 30, 2005

rectangicle

A small, gray, rectangle space that a modern office worker shares with another worker - thus, a rectangicle instead of a cubicle.

"Hey Joe, is anyone sitting in your cube with you?"

"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."

by Awesomes007 August 26, 2006

rectaleyeliditis

inflammation of the cord that connects your eyelid to your rectum. Gives you a shity outlook on life.

He/she suffers from a severe case of rectaleyeliditis.

by dixie girl September 6, 2006