single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

I-ready

A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.

teacher," were doing i-ready

every kid in the class," can we go and kill ourselves.

by iready January 22, 2020

ready for beddy

to be dressed in nightclothes

I was ready for beddy when I remembered I had to take out the garbage so I did it in my nightie.

by Cafe Latte February 1, 2008

reasving

Disconnecting and reconnecting to a chat, usually because of a shitty connection.

Is John reasving again? Yep, he's getting cucked by his ISP.

by boberino September 28, 2015

Ready Freddy

A phrase commonly used to express or inquire readiness for something about to happen.

Example 1
Person 1: Are you ready to go to the store?
Person 2: Ready Freddy!

Example 2
Person 1: I'm ready to go to the store. Ready Freddy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm ready to go.

by Ranran's Russy February 20, 2010