After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.
by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006
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Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.
by SJBTexas January 6, 2012
Get the realitard mug.Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.
Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010
Get the Post-Inception Realization mug.The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the late 1960's until the early 1990's when the brand name was changed over to Optimus.
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge clearance sale on most of there Realistic Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette/8-Track Players, Turntables, etc...
Ight Dogg, I can dig that brand...
Ight Dogg, I can dig that brand...
by Ravpaq October 5, 2006
Get the Realistic mug.A term used by idiots to justify racial generalizations against nonwhites by using out-of-context statistics and pseudoscientific studies. The overwhelming consensus among evolutionary scientists is that zero evidence exists of inherent behavioral, intellectual, or anatomical differences between races. But don't tell that to the idiot race realist; it will hurt his ego and his false sense of superiority.
For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.
You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.
The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.
You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.
For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.
You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.
The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.
You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.
Idiot: The robber HAD to be black! The terrorist HAD to be brown! Race realism! I'm not racist, it's just muh statistics!
Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?
Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...
Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.
Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?
Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...
Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.
by Donald Scum September 8, 2018
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Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
Get the Systematic Polar Realism mug.That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
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