The Rancher Hit

A hit of marijuana that is so deep and intense, it's literally the greatest inhale of all time. You feel as if you've been mindfreaked by Criss Angel himself.

Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?

Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.

Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.

Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?

by Bella Yonder January 20, 2011

Ratcher

A man that is a player . A man that sweet talks the ladies and takes them to bed . Often considered permissible behavior for a man , but frowned upon for a woman to do .... why is that ?

I have a neighbor who has a hot tub and there is always a party going on over there . I peeked thru the fence once and saw happy naked ladies frolicking about with him . He is a ratcher , a real Daddy Mac .

by Franklin T-Bone Macaluso August 5, 2013

huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

by CLO July 16, 2005

molly rancher

a jolly rancher dipped in mdma powder(molly) for the purpose of rolling balls.

man, bust out the glowsticks cause i'm rolling face off that molly rancher

by anoneeemuuussss December 27, 2010

Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006

jolly rancher suprise

This is a drink that consists of southern comfort, sour apple pucker(or any pucker of your choice, watermelon,strawberry, ect) and redbull

4oz-sour apple pucker
4oz- redbull
4oz-sourthern comfort
mix and drink, there you have the jolly rancher suprise

by SmUrF727 June 29, 2010

car rancher

That guy in your neighborhood who owns a herd of beater cars, often of a specific make or from a certain long-ago automotive era, and he parks them all over the public streets, greedily taking up more than his share of available parking spots. The cars sit in the same spot day after day until someone reports them and the police slap a 72hr tow notice on them, after which they mysteriously move a few blocks away only to come back a week later.

The car rancher either fixes them up to sell at which point he is also a curbstoner or unlicensed auto dealer, or he is just a somewhat mentally unbalanced guy with OCD that needs help to stop collecting his automotive junk and warehousing it all over the block.

Guest: What's with all the beater Lincolns on your block? I couldn't get anywhere near your house.

You: Yeah I know, the old guy across the street is a car rancher, we've tried to get his junk towed many times.

by usedupallmynames October 20, 2008