When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).
by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022
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I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.
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Get the rapture mug.When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.
*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.
*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.
Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!
by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011
Get the Rapture Fuck mug.The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".
"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)
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Get the Dirty Rattus Masturbation mug.a.) Black rat (latin)
b.) Romatic/endeering term fo female genitalia. May be more widely applied to female persons.
b.) Romatic/endeering term fo female genitalia. May be more widely applied to female persons.
a.) "Did you see that huge Rattus Norvegicus?" "Are you retarded, that rodent was black - Rattus rattus"
b.) "Her Rattus rattus tasted sweet!"
c.) "How was the club?" "I tell yer brother, rattus rattus to the rafters!"
b.) "Her Rattus rattus tasted sweet!"
c.) "How was the club?" "I tell yer brother, rattus rattus to the rafters!"
by DesB3rd June 19, 2009
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