Granny Raccoon

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014

Raccy

The name of a YouTube creator with a name based off of the animal Raccoon.

Do you know Raccy?
What’s your favorite YouTube video from Raccy?

by Raccy is actually a god March 16, 2019

Techno-Raccoon

Owner of Neoneelart

Extremely vain hunky bastardazation of all things striped in short. Supposed to be like "famous" after offending large group of people by amazingly well telling them why are they ugly and fail in real life on some art-dedicated web site. The people, who actually had no social life and were far from being beatiful, got angry and hacked his account. Some people got a painful butthurt after seeing the Techno-Raccoon guy in real life, as they thought he would be short and fat but he turned out to be handsome, looking at the thinkers as on shit and later writing post about the meeting with one of the guys he offended in his LiveJournal. The chain of events based on his irritation and the butthurt of the ones he hurt made him recognisable for his pefectionism. There is evidence that he actually has a real raccoon as pet.

I'm getting my Neoneelart commision from the Techno-Raccoon, bet it will be cool

by MariahMagdalenaTheSecond May 19, 2010

Rachael

The correct way too spell the name Rachael.

Rachael is awesome!

by RachLizDani June 2, 2009

Racha

Racha is the baddest bitch of them all, she has beautiful brown hair and eyes you can't resist to look at. Very funny and can twerk like a mofo. Overall the definition of wifey material

"I heard you got a new girl" "Man, I love her. She's a Racha for real"

by shethatbitchorwhatever May 3, 2018

racial plowfiling

Occurs when everyone has shoveled their driveway, and a snow plow driver is plowing the roads, and he needs to dump the snow somewhere. Problem is, everyone's driveways are clear, so the decision is made as a matter of race.

MaximusBlack: This plow comes down the street, he's piling this stuff up, and he can't pile it anywhere else. So I know that this guy was looking around thinkin' of whose day he's going to screw over. And he looks to the left: white folk, white folk, white folk, white folk, negro. Plow him. And I get plowed in, and I was so sour! And all I can do is just stand there, and give him that look.

NovaWar: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I guess you could call that, "racial plowfiling" YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

-Thyra (Z) VS Plowboy (T) -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV

by Jesse_V February 14, 2013

Rachael

An adorably cute person. She is super funny and laughs a lot. 😂 She smiles until after her cheeks hurt! 😁She is unbelievably sarcastic.🤦🏼 ♀️😂 She overthinks EVERYTHING!! 🤔 She is super music- oriented. 🎵 She loves being in the spotlight but enjoys the occasional alone time. 🗣👤She is very down to earth and reliable. 🌎👥She is super goofy 😋. Her heart is made of gold. 💛 She is super determined and won’t stop until she gets what she wants. Super talkative girl, sometimes gets her in trouble... 😓 love is not her first priority, but she does consider it. If she is offended, she will shut you out. 😭 displeasure and pleasure are not hidden. Awesome taste in fashion. DO NOT MISJUDGE A RACHAEL!!! ⚠️ No fakery. Needs a chill pill sometimes. 💊 has beautiful eyes. 👀 beautiful heart and cares about everyone. Family and friends are first. Everything else 2nd. Never doubt her. She will achieve anything she wants.

Ohh I’m so jealous of Rachael she’s so happy!!
Rachael is so pretty!
Rachael’s a great singer!
Rachael smiles so much!!

by 11carrots11 October 22, 2019