It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 05, 2006
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Poutine on the Ritz Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with poutine fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Ritz Bits and Cheese

Name for one who is half white and half Asian.
Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
by Wouldn't you like to know... September 04, 2005
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Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.
Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.
by Kory Cinder July 01, 2009
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Putting on the ritz

To put on a lot of weight. Interchangeable with "packing on pounds."
Damn, Tina is really putting on the ritz. Is bitch pregnant? Shoooo.
by hawtie007 November 29, 2010
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Ritz Head

Being sweet, amazing, and THE SHIT, all while having a head that looks like a ritz cracker.
Man, Trent is such a Ritz Head!
by Herp-Derp-Purple August 03, 2010
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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."
by Ritzabee December 18, 2008
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