Grand Rapids

A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.

Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!

by Bekins August 25, 2012

Rididic

Fucking ridiculously amazing, Being Ridiculous in dope ways others cant

That shits Rididic

by Brett Cooper 1 May 22, 2011

rapid fire text

When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.

Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text

by yukon13 December 28, 2016

Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self

Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift

by Turner1888 March 17, 2021

Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus

"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"

by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019

ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.

Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.

by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011

rigid

1. the quality of being socially awkward/uncomfortable.
2. highly inconvenient/frustrating

antonym - loose

Dude, rigid.

by willsaknob3 November 13, 2010