Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

realistically

the most iconic word ever.
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite

if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy

Christy: Realistically...
Everyone: *fanny flutters*

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 18, 2019

Realist

A word used by pessimists who think they are better than optimists

Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Realistic

The opposite of goat simulator

Goat simulator is not real realistic

by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022

realistic fiction

An interesting take on reality with a bunch of made up stuff to go along

Man I loved that realistic Fiction Book!

by DG7777 January 13, 2022

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019