Rapturbation

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

rapturefarian

A person who is so convinced of the world's imminent demise that they pollute, waste, litter, and generally don't care.

Mark:"Man, I can't believe that guy is driving a hummer"
Peter:"Yeah i hate those Rapturefarians!"

by Mikkel NIelsen May 26, 2008

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009

Rapturian

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices

Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.

by rladlof December 18, 2009

rupture

To rupture (destroy) someone's anus with your massive bear-cock.

"Dude, what's Hagrid doing?"
"He's rupturing Harry's anus with his massive bear-cock."
"Rupture?"
"Yeah, rupture, destroy ."

by Dudeyoucantsitwithus January 3, 2017

rapturegold

Rapturegold.com Rapture Gold is clothing store developed from a Christian board game, The Rapture Game Invented and trademark by an African Amercian women from south central Los Angeles CA. Rapture Gold is a reminder of the second coming of Jesus Christ 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50-54. The Gold represent the street of Gold that we will be walking on Revelation 21:21

rapturegold, You will be rapture up and walk on street of Gold.

by rapturegold April 19, 2017

Rapturian

(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.

The Rapturian Right desires the conflagration of endless war to cleanse the world of unbelievers.

by rladlof December 18, 2009