queef

It's when a pussy farts.

Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2011

Queef

Sticking your penis into a vagina and the vagina letting a little bit of air out at a time.

Cartshart: "I can not belive layla done queef'd on my dick last night".

by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003

queef

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009

Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

by King of the Queef November 2, 2003

Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.

Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”

by niggamuch October 27, 2018

Queef

A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.

Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.

by RandomOfCourse October 26, 2019