Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022

Quebcest

The incestuous relationships in a group of Quebeckers. Platonic or romantic, they are always connected and know of one another.

"Did you hear about Ginette and François? After she left Cédric, she started going out with his friend!"
"Aren't they all in the same friend group? That's some major Quebcest."

by crackergobbler February 18, 2023

queremon

Spanish for "we want", used only when referring to knowledge, strength, or integrity.

"queremon un ksi"

by EpicMozamba October 4, 2023

Bate Quebrao

(Venezuelan) Broken Bat -
A person who does not have enough skills to perform its duty in an appropriate way

José was trying to land in a wet runway and he skid off the runway. What a Bate quebrao’

by Bunkeriano March 19, 2019

queere

A queere is a misspelling of queer (gay) in reference to the popular slogan of the John Deere tractor brand: Nothing Runs Like a Deere. In order to spoof the slogan, replace Deere with queer for the rhyme, then add an "e" to the end of queer to complete the satire. This misspelling, made popular by T-shirt Hell, pictures the outline of an flamboyant homosexual running away from an angry weapon wielding mob...hilarious

Nothing Runs Like A Queere.

by MDsoultrain February 1, 2007

Québexico

A term used to describe the condition of hospitals, highways and universities in the french-canadian province of Quebec. More like Mexico than the rest of North-America (except maybe Louisiana)

When Corey and Trevor visited Québexico, they ate some bad poutine and he had to spend time in a Québexican hospital.

by Reggie Live December 14, 2008

Quebequack

The annoying sound made by some Québécoise when they attempt to speak their mother tongue. Often reminiscent of the sound made by a duck in distress. Likely to be heard when younger French-Canadian women open their mouth to berate their boyfriends, demand welfare, complain about their menstrual cycle, profess they are natural and don't need makeup (when they do), or simply say anything in their uncomprehensible jargon which is 95% church-related obscenities.
FR: québécoin

Overheard: Colline Julie (quack) tsé là là (quack), mon chum là (quack), ch'u plus capable là (quack) y'é trop cool là (quack) il fait toujours ce que je lui demande là (quack) y'é cool en tabarnak là (quack) quack quack quack quack quack

Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.

by Skietmydeur March 9, 2013