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Japanese Puzzle Box

An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.
Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.
by DANIEL DRAWS March 20, 2006
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Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.
US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.
by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009
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Puzzle Man

A nooby runescape player that spends a lot of time questing, typically lowish lvl players (80 - 100) with untrimmed quest capes.
"Hey man stop being a Puzzle Man and come pking!"
by SimonLeone August 26, 2007
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Pezzled

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.
by Big Pab October 18, 2008
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Puzzlefied

adj. when someone is so confused they cant make up their mind and everybody else suffers from your idiotic and lack of knowledge
" Hey puzzlefied man in the front your holding up the line make a decision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Puzzleophobia

Puzzleophobia: Fear involving solving or not beiong able to complete a puzzle.
The chinese puzzle gave him a puzzleophobia.
by Prepare 4 Rain October 7, 2010
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puzzlegasm

The feeling you get when you put in the last puzzle piece.
"I'm saving the last piece so I can have a puzzlegasm."
by BiggestJ December 30, 2014
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