puted

Lame, Boring
Used to describe a noun

"You're sooooo puted"
"This party is puted"

by Alex Shook October 9, 2007

putes

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.

Your putes have a very nice appeal today.

by CMore68058 March 29, 2010

puter

a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.

Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter

by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Purex

The process of thoroughly cleaning the rectum.

Hey baby, did you purex down there today?

by Alexander Villamil February 5, 2009

Putero

One who likes/has relationships with whores (putas). Closest thing in English would be whore monger.

El es un putero.
He is a whore monger.

by mcnasty nastymc April 8, 2009

Putent

a delightful mispronounciation of potent and pungent

Holy shit that candle smells putent

by Wade November 23, 2004